In the vein of Ovid's Remedia Amoris

Don't let me near a bumblebee 
A lizard, owl or slimy leech
No butterflies or hilltop scree
Invertebrates nor anemone
Away with bells of pink or white
Dangling in the dappled light
No trudging through the crunchy snow
Or campstove fires in cabins glow
Pandani, fagus, kangaroo grass
If you want to air the grief 
Far away from nature's best
Put this cure-all to the test 
Nature lover, wandering free
One never forgets an ecologist!